Category Archives: Death Penalty


People often say to me: “Illusive Man, you callipygian super-being, what are your thoughts on X?” where X can be any topical issue of the moment. Well, I thought it was about time I got it all down in a post for everyone to read. If I’ve missed something important, feel free to let me […]

Crime and punishment

Its been a while since I had a bit of a rant about the state of punishment in our legal system, but I spotted this story on a news feed and couldn’t help myself… Spiteful burglars killed a 10-week-old kitten in a microwave after apparently finding nothing worth taking during a break-in. The cat, called […]


This is Mila. She was found hiding under a car on a street in a Belgrade suburb by passers-by after having had all four of her legs cut off. The dog, which the vets named Mila (Darling), was not aggressive, but was scared, dehydrated and emaciated when they [the authorities] came to her rescue. They […]

Oh, how Brand!

The good ol Beeb has been forced to issue an apology after those offences to the human genetic make-up that are Russell Brand and Jonathan Woss left a good number of utterly outrageous messages on the answer phone of actor Andrew Sachs – alias Manuel from Fawlty Towers – while recording a radio show. They […]

Rumours of my death…

Have been exaggerated. I’m still here, but have been more than a trifle busy of late. Most of the stuff I would normally be ranting and raving about has been covered quite comprehensively elsewhere, so I’ll get back up to speed with a quick round-up of the major stories so far. First off, another case […]

Weekend news update

Its been an interesting week for Gordo and the rest of his NuLiebour bunch. Smashed to bits in the by-elections; coming in even behind the BNP, the resignation of Wendy Alexander for bringing the Scottish Parliament into disrepute by accepting illegal donations to her campaign fund, the resignation of David Marshall amid allegations that he […]


It’s been a while since I posted anything on the current news and goings on, so here we are with a quick update on some of the stories making the headlines at the moment: “Badger” Darling has given Liebour rebels “categoric assurance” that he will help those worst hit by the abolition of the 10p/£ […]

Quick, get him lads!

Regular visitors will know that I am in favour of bringing back the death penalty, and actually using it. It will come as no surprise that I have another example of why that should be done… A gang of three yobs, who were high on a cocktail of drugs, broke into the home of builder […]

News round

Time for some more annoying news stories from the past couple of days… First off, doctors are launching an attack on “supersized” drinks. This comes from reports that a lot of pubs are offering customers a 250ml glass of wine as the standard size, rather than the 125ml glass. Apparently this is causing people to […]

News round-up

Ok, it’s been a few days since my last rant and things never seem to stop pissing me off… Muslim sex offenders could be allowed to opt out of treatment programmes because “it’s against their faith”. Seriously, you just can’t make this shit up. No matter how fucked up you imagine something to be, real […]